Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Ahmadinejad Magic Show


"The provocations of his New York visit are an integral part of his domestic political strategy, which depends on his ability to hold America's national attention with an unapologetically nationalist message about Iran's nuclear rights, lecturing them about God and their aim to run the world." ~ Tony Karon, TIME

Ahmadinejad's visit to New York invokes, for me, memories of Kruschev pounding his shoe on the U.N. podium back in the '50's saying, "We will bury you!"

Of course, there was no mistaking Kruschev's message: but Ahmadinejad is a bit more subtle in his conciliatory rhetoric. You get the feeling you are watching an elusive doppleganger of the man from Iran. There is a cognitive disconnect here: an illusion. This is the Ahmadinejad Magic Show.

He may be the next candidate for Antichrist in some Christian circles ~ the man of peace, fooling the world into thinking he is a savior of sorts.

Politicians and world leaders can develop chimerical personas: appearing as one thing in one place and as another somewhere else, shape-shifting. It's real shifty. Ahmadinejad seems to be learning these Ninja secrets.

He was under fire from questioners about the Holocaust, 9-11, Israel, nuclear research, and his country's known executions of homosexuals. It is obvious that he is evasive on these issues, derailing difficult questions using a shield of innocence and deflecting the accusations to some other target. He is also using global news to position himself for the next elections in Iran where more moderate leaders are waiting in the wings for his job.

Won't it confuse Iranians, though, the way he lambasts Israel and announces the annihilation of Jews in his homeland; and the way he has threatened the deployment of nuclear weapons, only to show the West this completely contradictory face? In the end, we may simply be looking at another political opportunist; but that is not to say he isn't dangerous.

And there is the possibility that he will amend his thinking as some leaders have done in the past. A visit to America can be impressive. A man used to running an oppressive Islamic regime can be inoculated with a small dose of freedom and actually desire that for his own people.

Islam, and particularly its more radical forms, is a legalistic religion. In fact, it gains some of its vigor from a kind of nationalistic pride in being better than everybody else. These are people who are subjected to a kind of rigorous religious discipline that has certain psychological effects on people: they view themselves as morally excellent and sacrificially good. They are close to Allah. It is a recipe for megalomania.

It is also a recipe for hypocrisy. People just aren't that morally upright in all ways. So the Arab women put on their burqas in the daylight but come home and experiment with Western fashion. There is always that outward show but an inward tendency to the very degeneracy they pretend to despise. This is just the dynamic of any imposed legalistic system of religion. It breeds hypocrites.

And political leaders are often hypocrites by profession. Discerning people have just had a taste of that served to them by Ahmadinejad. It is like meeting a charming psychotic. Maybe he will just disappear off the scene before we learn to pronounce his name. What was it again? Abracadabra?

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Mosaic Sex Laws


Apparently, this chapter of Leviticus is still read at least in some Jewish celebrations of Yom Kippur, which occurs on September 22nd this year. Gay Jews have complained, but some Jews say it should still be read as a general call to sexual purity and responsibility:

Unlawful Sexual Relations

Leviticus 18:1 The LORD said to Moses, 2 "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: 'I am the LORD your God. 3 You must not do as they do in Egypt, where you used to live, and you must not do as they do in the land of Canaan, where I am bringing you. Do not follow their practices. 4 You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God. 5 Keep my decrees and laws, for whoever obeys them will live by them. I am the LORD.
6 " 'No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.
7 " 'Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.
8 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your father's wife; that would dishonor your father.
9 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father's daughter or your mother's daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere.
10 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your son's daughter or your daughter's daughter; that would dishonor you.
11 " 'Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father's wife, born to your father; she is your sister.
12 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your father's sister; she is your father's close relative.
13 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your mother's sister, because she is your mother's close relative.
14 " 'Do not dishonor your father's brother by approaching his wife to have sexual relations; she is your aunt.
15 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your daughter-in-law. She is your son's wife; do not have relations with her.
16 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your brother's wife; that would dishonor your brother.
17 " 'Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. Do not have sexual relations with either her son's daughter or her daughter's daughter; they are her close relatives. That is wickedness.
18 " 'Do not take your wife's sister as a rival wife and have sexual relations with her while your wife is living.
19 " 'Do not approach a woman to have sexual relations during the uncleanness of her monthly period.
20 " 'Do not have sexual relations with your neighbor's wife and defile yourself with her.
21 " 'Do not give any of your children to be sacrificed to Molek, for you must not profane the name of your God. I am the LORD.
22 " 'Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.
23 " 'Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.
24 " 'Do not defile yourselves in any of these ways, because this is how the nations that I am going to drive out before you became defiled. 25 Even the land was defiled; so I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants. 26 But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the foreigners residing among you must not do any of these detestable things, 27 for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled. 28 And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you.
29 " 'Everyone who does any of these detestable things—such persons must be cut off from their people. 30 Keep my requirements and do not follow any of the detestable customs that were practiced before you came and do not defile yourselves with them. I am the LORD your God.' "

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Strapped For Cash


Cashless society by 2012, says Visa chief
By Tim Webb
Published: 11 March 2007

Paying for goods with notes and coins could be consigned to history within five years, according to the chief executive of Visa Europe.
Peter Ayliffe said that, by 2012, using credit and debit cards should be cheaper and more convenient than cash.
Some retailers could soon start surcharging customers if they choose to buy products with cash, because of the greater cost of processing these payments, he warned.
Visa Europe briefed the British Retail Consortium last month on new "contactless" cards that can be waved in front of a scanner to make small payments.
However, the consortium dismissed this vision and claimed that card processing fees, which regulators are investigating, are still too high.
One member of the consurtium said that the estimated "interchange" fee charged to retailers amounts to some 4p for each transaction.
Nick Mourant, treasurer at Tesco, said: "There is a duopoly between Mastercard and Visa in the UK. Their setting of fees is anti-competitive."

Rev. 13:16
He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, 17so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.

We are less than five years away from the end of the Mayan calendar. In 2012, the world is not likely to end, but cash could. But it's a sticky problem. Still, Europe is likely to get there first.

The global money supply still has a mysterious underground that exists beneath the watchful gaze of governments: paper money. But the exorcism of cash might transfer power from governments to financial institutions. So the conversion of economies to cashless is a road fraught with certain perils.

The mysterious verse from the Apocalypse, cited above, is technologically possible today. And what lies on the horizon of human invention when the nanochip kicks in? As in the sci-fi movie The Minority Report, the potential exists to keep close tabs on every human alive.

The verse above places this "mark" in the "right hand" or "forehead". The Greek word for forehead there is "the area of the eyes." Today we have scanning machines that can read the patterns of the hand and the iris, something which is unique to every person. Great potential here.

Could a world dictator arise someday and utilize this technology to control world economy? Or is this verse just referring in cryptic fashion to the Roman emperors of the time it was written, who required everyone to worship the emperor?

The word "beast" or "creature" used in the ancient apocalyptic literature did refer to empires, as in the four beasts of Daniel which represented Babylon, Medo-Persia, Greece, and Rome. Or is this beast more representative of the general fallen nature of man? Is this mark just a figurative one?
It should be noted that the word "beast" in Revelation 13 also seems to refer to an individual, in the biblical manner of connecting rulers to governments. This idea fuels futurist speculation that this beast refers to a coming false messiah, fleshed out by passages in Daniel about the "Little Horn."

Whatever it is, the cashless world is a tempting apple. It might even become necessity to wire the world for digital monetary transaction. Fitting that Europe, the site of the old Roman Empire, would be at the forefront of this transformation. That would seem to line up with many futurist predictions based on biblical prophecy.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Elder Explosion



World's oldest man turns 112
2 hours, 8 minutes ago


The world's oldest man celebrated his 112th birthday Tuesday with a healthy Japanese breakfast of rice, miso soup and seaweed, saying he wanted to live forever.

Tomoji Tanabe, who has been the world's oldest man since January this year, lives with his son and family in Japan's southern prefecture of Miyazaki. He keeps a diary and reads the newspaper every day.

"I want to live indefinitely. I don't want to die," he said as he marked his birthday, Kyodo News reported.


Tanabe, a teetotaller who has repeatedly said that avoiding alcohol is a secret of his longevity, was given a certificate from the Guinness Book of World Records by the mayor of his local municipality in June.


Japan has the largest population of centenarians in the world. The number of Japanese aged at least 100 years old is expected to top 30,000 by the end of September, the health ministry said in a recent report.


The Japanese people's renowned longevity is often attributed to eating the country's traditional healthy food, despite the hectic lifestyle many lead in the big cities.


But the longevity is also presenting a headache as the country has one of the lowest birthrates, raising fears of a future demographic crisis as a smaller pool of workers supports a mass of elderly.

Is America aware of this?
The same situation is just ahead of us.
The baby boomers could live even longer than their parents. And already, company pensions are in jeopardy, insurance is a mess, and health care is reaching critical mass. Add to that the difficulty in knowing whether Social Security has the chutzpah to survive the event of the elderly pig moving through the python.
I've said before, The only likely pill we will be able to swallow is European-style socialization. That is, we tax the young to pay for the missing pensions, the lack of insurance, the underfed 401Ks, and the SSA shortfalls. And the move away from the present poorly administered juggernaut of insurance can't be easy either. Will there be government jobs for all the hungry insurance agents who will have to settle for lower pay?

Hillary is already opening up the health care can of worms. And the angry rhetoric will fly. And Congress will resort to fisticuffs. And the stock markets will reel and rock. And taxes will go up, up, up.

Don't kid yourself: this shift is already here. The insurance companies are just operating a socialistic program at a huge cost, with insurance people skimming the cream off the rising costs of health care. That's not to say that this is doom. But it isn't going to be a gentle hiccup, either. When it's over, Europe may be way ahead of the game, leading, instead of America.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Seven Virtues And History


2 Peter 1:5For this very reason, make every effort to add to your faith goodness; and to goodness, knowledge; 6and to knowledge, self-control; and to self-control, perseverance; and to perseverance, godliness; 7and to godliness, brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness, love.

Using my method of laying patterns of seven over one another, I will explore these 3 verses for blog brevity.

The four biblical millennia suggest a full seven when we view all human history as an addendum to faith. Thus, when compared to Peter's seven virtues here, we have the chart revealed below:

Adam's millennium ~ goodness
Noah's millennium ~ knowledge
Abraham's millennium ~ self-control
Solomon's millennium ~ perseverance
Apostle's millennium ~ godliness
Reformational millennium ~ brotherly kindness
Kingdom millennium ~ love.

Day One
is the work day when God says "Let there be light." The worlds are framed by FAITH, by the Word of God. This is a day of GOODNESS, that begins millennially with the Garden of Eden. God saw what He was doing and behold, it was very good.

Day Two is the division of sky and water. It is the millennium of the flood and the final emergence of the man of faith, Abraham. The KNOWLEDGE of the Lord is being revealed.

Day Three is the day of the revealing of dry land and vegetation. It is the millennium of the beginning of the Jewish Age, when the Jews come into their promised land. It is the day when God reveals His Law, SELF-CONTROL.

Day Four is the Genesis 1 is the day of the great lights: the stars, the moon, and the sun. It is the millennium of the Temple and the Jewish tenuous hold on their inheritance. They attempt to PERSEVERE in the face of opposing empires. The millennium ends with John the Baptist (the moon) revealing the Messiah Yeshua (the sun).

Day Five is the genesis of fish and birds. It is the millennium of the spread of Christianity and the message of the cross. GODLINESS is the key word here. The symbol of the early church is the fish. The birds of the air carry the good news.

Day Six is the day of beasts and man. It is the final millennium of God establishing His Son's dominion. The keyword is BROTHERLY KINDNESS. This is the emergence of the unified assembly of the faithful who will inherit the earth.

Day Seven is the day of rest. It is the millennium of peace under the Prince of Peace, Yeshua. The keyword here, from Peter's ascending virtues, is the greatest of all learned virtues: LOVE.
Faith is the ground of our life experience. It is the foundation we build upon. To our faith we add these ascending virtue. We go through stages as the Holy Spirit guides us. We should check to see if we are lacking in any of the things Peter mentioned, and then seek to incorporate them into our lives.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Two Fools In One



Psalm 14: 1 The fool says in his heart, "There is no God."

If you are an atheist (and I once was) then Christianity is quite a puzzle. You are vexed that such an absurd religion could be so widely and broadly accepted and influence history so greatly. Some atheist scholars have delved so deeply into the "myth" of Christianity that they have grounds to dismiss the idea that Jesus ever even existed.

The essays on this thesis are massive and hard to wade through, so, in the interest of simplicity, I wanted to hone the argument down to its basics, so we could look at it in a New York minute.

I'll use an essay written in 1997 by Jim Walker entitled "Did a Historical Jesus Exist?" Here are the basic arguments he uses (and I found these to be typical):

1 ~ There is no historical evidence that Jesus even existed.
2 ~ No one knows who wrote the 4 gospels or when.
3 ~ Similarly, the authorship and validity of the epistles is in question.
4 ~ Later church officials probably tampered with the material.
5 ~ There is no mention of Jesus in the original documents of the historians of his time, including Josephus.
6 ~ No relics of the church have been substantiated.
7 ~ Christian historians work with scant or even nonexistent evidence.
8 ~ Contradictions within the gospels themselves.
9 ~ The fact that Jesus fits the ancient mythological archetype of the God-man myth.
10 ~ The idea that Jesus could have been invented to fullfill the Jewish Messianic prophecies.

Most of the essays I looked at tended to repeat or embellish these basic suggestions.

Atheists are indeed a frustrated lot: outnumbered in a world of idiots who believe preposterous and unfounded religious myths.

But it is interesting to me that the God-man in question, Jesus of Nazareth, did not write anything down nor did God see to it that we would now have a reliable historical person to believe in. On the basis of reason and the scientific approach to history, none of the monotheist religions which claim adherents from half of the world's population have a leg to stand on. Monotheism, in that sense, is monomythology.

Why is this?

My conversion to Christ from atheism was based on a miracle that occurred in response to my first real prayer. One moment I was high-flying on acid and the next I was stone-cold sober with no interest in drugs from henceforth. But this is a dubious testimony: purely my own experience and a possible self-deception.

Untold millions of people have zillions of "experiences" with God. So what? the skeptic would say. Raw empiricism would say, "Just the facts, ma'am."

And I would have to agree with that assessment. Experience proves nothing. The church has no proof to offer: no arks, no ossuaries, no shrouds, no goblets, no shards from the cross.
And who would believe them anyway?

All the church has is faith. And apparently that is all God wants us to stand on. It is faith that connects us to God. It is faith that turns an unbeliever into a believer. It is faith that separates the men from the boys.

In the end, an atheist has to come through the same faith-door everybody else does when they discover the reality of the Son of God. And even a C.S. Lewis cannot convince them empirically.

So I have been twice a fool in my life: I was a fool who said there is no God who became a fool for Christ. Whose fool are you?

1 Cor. 4: 10We are fools for Christ ~ Paul.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

The Sin of Sodom



On the Christian segment of the three-part series on CNN, "God's Warriors", Ron Luce, teen-focused evangelist, was featured. He was bringing a political message to the kids in San Francisco, telling them to get involved in their culture. He was met with a furious cadre of homosexuals demonstrating against him, basically charging him with hate-mongering.

At one time in America, homosexuality floated blissfully below the radar of media and politics. Then came the '60's sex revolution and that began to change. Over the decades to follow, gays were outing themselves with a new passion. Finally came the bombshell: gay-marriage. This became one of the major political themes of the right and the left: responding to gay rights as civil rights.

Fundamentalist Christians are called that because they take the Bible seriously. And for decades, churches had regularly heard sermons about "Sodomites." Even anal sex is deemed "sodomy." It is also an illegal behavior that nobody gets busted for.

And don't forget AIDS blossoming on the American scene. At first it was primarily found among male gays. Obviously, God's judgment on Sodomites.

One of the fundamental and primary scriptures that deals with homosexuality is found in Genesis 19. This chapter tells how two angels visit Lot, Abraham's nephew, and tell him to take his wife and two daughters and flee Sodom. God is about to burn the city to the ground. But Lot is met at the door by a crowd of men wanting to rape not his daughters but the two male messengers (angels). They aren't even interested in his daughters. (Ironically, this story ends with the daughters committing incest on their sleeping father).

Because of the obvious perversion found abundantly in Sodom, the name has become famous and is now attached to homosexual practices. Also, in the minds of many fundamentalist Christians, it has engendered a kind of fear and paranoia about homosexuals. They see America on a slippery slope toward judgment as the popularity of and permissiveness toward gays flourishes.

It would be nice if America just repented of all this and got right with God. If we all would just turn to Christ, things would get better. God would heal us and prosper us and so forth. But since people don't make a practice of repenting, the next best thing is to make them conform to God's standards by passing laws, and law-passing is political stuff. Like the sodomy law. Very useful.

Meanwhile, the Left protests, "Stay out of our bedrooms you bunch of prudes."
An effective comment, actually. And so the battle lines form and the gays move to the blue states.

Actually, the scriptures do not specifically cite homosexuality as the "sin of Sodom."

Ezekiel 16: 49 " 'Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.
The sins of Sodom listed sound vaguely like the American church in many ways: arrogant, overfed, unconcerned, not helping the poor. But doing detestable things sounds like it could be homosexuality that is being described (unless you are gay and think one man's poison is another man's tea). Basically, though, sexual misdeeds (like all misdeeds) contribute to the decadence and destruction of a culture.

Jesus identified sexual abuses with just thinking about it. If you commit adultery in your head you've done it with your body, so to speak. In other words, everybody in the world is guilty. And if every body's guilty, who is better than anybody else? You may be a mental homosexual who goes to church and even condemns physical homosexuals. This is often called "hypocrisy." But everybody is some kind of hypocrite whether in church or out (and whether in the closet or out).

That said, what's a fundamentalist to do? What if our government not only stops condemning gay marriage but starts to help them out? After all, these are committed relationships. Neither Sam nor George is thinking seriously about having an affair with Melvin, so it's monogamous, dude.

Fundamentalists are now wrestling with the problem of how to hate the sin and love the sinner. Do you put a sign out front: GAYS WELCOME? Do you let them teach Sunday School, sing in the choir (usually falsetto), and make their quiche for pot luck? Do they get to dance before the Lord like they do on the street, with their bodies as their message-boards? Do they get to teach your children? Teach them what? "Hey, kids, God says anything goes."

So fundamentalists have opted to fight, and some, like the Phelps clan in Topeka, Kansas are on caffeine about this. No, they're on speed.

But Jesus also showed the crowd of Jews ready to stone the adulteress that they were phonies before God. They might as well stone themselves, because they are all guilty of the same thing. But to the adulteress He said, "I forgive you, but stop it."

This is a toughy, but we have to humble ourselves before the gays. We have to say, "We've singled you out, and we're sorry." After all, they freaked us out. They started making noise about injustice. Hey, if you can give blacks equal rights you can accept us also.

Most whites love having blacks in their congregations now. We have become a fairly black-friendly culture. But is homosexuality the same thing? In a secular, post-Christian, pluralistic political system, can we continue to prosecute those who practice alternative sex? And how far do we go with it? Will the pedophiles and rapists be lining up for equal rights next?

It's a sticky mess. Do we just stop taking a stand for righteousness? But there is a higher righteousness, and that is love. That has to do with how you treat both your acceptable neighbors and your unacceptable enemies. If America identifies with Sodom, can we stop it politically? Prohibition didn't sink alcoholism. What about the really big Sodom problems: arrogance, obesity, unconcern, and ignoring the poor. At least the Liberals give lip-service to the poor, while the Christian right are often wrongly seen as greed-balls.

Believe me, fundamentalists are processing all this. They are "vexed" like Lot was in Sodom. Some are even now saying we have lost the culture: we can't hope to set up a Christian theocracy in America. So how do we live out Jesus in Sodom? Like He did. We try to love unconditionally. And we hold the line in ourselves.

Homosexuals and pedophiles are obviously already in the church organization. Sometimes they are our leaders. They either come in that way or they develop into it. And the sparks fly. But God is saying something to us. May He grant that we hear Him clearly. Will we become the storm-troopers the Liberals fear, crashing into bedrooms with machine guns, our chests adorned with crosses? Or will we learn how Jesus would handle the problem?

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Ego Vehicle

Drawing by Saul Steinberg


Ego Vehicle

You're only half-fake
And the other half
Is more than I can take
When you speak
It's like
Fuzz cascading down
I'd like to put you on
A porcupine
And run you out of town
You walk
As if a bus
Just hit you broadside
You live so far
Out in the toolies
You'll never have to hide.
It's very hard
To make you make sense
You act as if you
Were born on a picket fence.
And even if it seems
Inconsequential
If I'm not mistaken
You are the essential
Ego vehicle.

When your full moon
Turns into a swan
And bursts into girdles
Resplendent in the dawn
When your ace-in-the-hole
Races like a rat
And your Madonna-in-blue
Starts to get fat
Brace yourself because
The curtain's coming down
And when the confusion passes
There will be no sound
Don't carress your nervousness
It won't pay you back
Twice in every lifetime
Or once on every track.
Apes don't act like humans
Martians don't exist
When it all boils down
It's really just a trick
All your fancy cars
And escapades in light
Won't hold a candle
To eons of fright
So build your mausoleums
But don't forget the girl
Who gave you barnacles
When you gave her the world.
And even if it seems
Inconsequential
If I'm not mistaken
You are the essential
Ego vehicle. (1977)

This song is, of course, just nonsense, but it stuck in my head over the years. It was actually written in reference to a pseudo-prophet I once knew who had bilked many people. That accounts for some of the anger in the song.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

The Flyslayer



The Flyslayer

Ecclesiastes 10: 1 As dead flies give perfume a bad smell, so a little folly outweighs wisdom and honor.

I don't remember when I first realized the talent, but I was very young. Part of it was because I saw them as arch-enemies. One had to develop strategies. One had to be keen-eyed and fiercely disciplined. One had to have lightning reflexes and deadly aim.

Also, the tools had to be of a high-caliber: flexible, sturdy, light, and simple. You won't be a good hunter if you're using a spatula, a rolled-up newspaper, or your wife's vase. However, these items may do in a pinch.

So I found the better weapons and holstered them. You don't ever know when the prey will show up: although they tend to surge in the late Summer.

Understand that you can't destroy them in mid-flight/
Wait for them to alight.

Do not go for the wide swath, the long arc, in your decisive blow. Instead, stealthily draw near to the victim. Hold the weapon no more than two feet from the unsuspecting, soon-to-be mangled carcass. Visualize victory.

Keep your eye on the fly. Don't look at your hand. Your hand will do what your eye tells it.

Then swat! Don't hold back. Use all the pressure and force you can muster.

You will hear a smack and not be sure you got him. Look on the floor. There it lies, stiff, distorted, and with its little legs now pointing crookedly heavenward. The pest has gone to its long home.

This is no time for sentimentality. Develop a hard practicality. You haven't killed an insect, you have saved your cuisine and your sanity. Don't give up until the last bzzzz is silenced.

Remember, your weapon, the swatter, is now contaminated. Don't leave it laying on the table where you eat ~ Oprah will disapprove.

Finally, look at the carnage around you. You can't just leave it there. You have to employ a broom or vacuum to remove the ghastly remains of war. Leave no fly unburied. Deal with the reality.

You are now on your way to extermination greatness. You will be proud that people can distinguish your digs from the local landfill. You may even find gainful employment as a flyslayer. The best are able to pull down six-figure incomes. People will pay good money for the peace of mind it brings them.

Be proud of your calling. You are not a common murderer. You are a member of that great and noble profession of warriors who rid the world of its vermin.
Don't weep for the little larvae. Simply remember the motto of the fly:

DON'T WORRY. WE'LL MAKE MORE.

Job security.